***UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT***I saw someone come through my line today buying pads for a woman's period, but they were meant to wear with thongs.***UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT*** by Xena-Michele
Are you fucking kidding me? Your bloody ass is on the rag, but you're still going to wear a thong? Who are you fucking that you need to impress with lingerie? And what the fuck light-ass flow is gonna be stopped by that not-even-fucking-there pad? BUY TAMPONS! Actually, no, you know what? Cool. But your weird thong pads. Anyone who buys those? You deserve the UTI you get from it. I won't even feel bad for you. That's what you get for being an idiot.
JFC. Your pretty panties can wait a mother fucking week for your uterus to wring itself out. God damn. Fuck you. I hope you ruin your underwear. I hope it's that expensive pair too, the one you bought from Victoria's Secret that was like, $30 for lace and dental floss. Fucking dumb ass. Sometimes I really fucking hate women, and being a lesbian, that's awful conflicting.
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